MY EXPERIENCE WITH NAILS

Alright...

I really admire people with long nails, it looks neat and feminine, so I decided to try it out and this is my tale.

The first day I conceived the idea and considering it's not that expensive. So I decided to give it a chance. Since I'm not the type that would dip my cold sensitive legs to the water immediately, so I collected a nail from my sis and fix only the last finger on my left hand.

I felt really uncomfortable at first but my sister pacify me that it's because it's my first time.

Long story cut short, the nail was cut short during my deep morning reflection. I guess I used it to think! 😹

I trimmed it with my teeth and I praised myself for my sharp teeth. Remember not to fight with me because... 👆🏼

I had to remove it after two days because of the trouble experienced as a result of its unevenness. Those who know me could testify to my curiosity and attraction to new things. I wasn't satisfy yet since it wasn't full fingers.

So...

Few days later, I carry my feet go market and con buy the pack. E no dey expensive sef😎. I con collect super glue and my slaying spirit dey rise. 

Naso night reach, I fix my left hand fingers and started feeling myself. I wan fix my other hand but one spirit dey wan me seriously say make I no try am. The spirit won and naso I fix only one hand. At least I fit fix the rest later if yawa no gas. I no know say my cane dey for front😩..

It took all the patience and endurance in me not to uproot each nails away. Anyways, I conquered with me pressing most of the button with my right fingers.

I thanked my stars for yielding to the early call of not fixing whole fingers YET🌚

Though I was 7 minutes late for submission and the panels pardoned me.

It was time for chores and I cringed at how I will get things done. I started washing plates and the battle between my nails and the sponge was greater than the one between the sponge and the slippery plates🥺. Lifting a bowl up became a problem since there are processes to do that, that I wasn't aware of. By the time I was done with plate, my energy level was zero to nothing. Don't ask me, I just conquered a war😟

Cooking was easier compared to washing plates. Though I had my challenges with lifting things up to pour.

It was time to have my bath and since sponge was involve it was another war but my right hand was there to partially save me.. another episode of spongeNails. 

This was where it got interesting, time to slay it to where I would make delivery💃🏽

I selectively picked the clothes to wear, the shoe to match(don't mind me, it's my usual wear jare) and I told myself that it would worth it. I will jump the part of my putting on my clothes with nails..

I would skip the part of me putting on my clothes since the nails won't stop pinching the soft materials.

I went out to texture the drawing first and I must say I felt like a drag queen with my confidence above my belly button👸🏽. I bought the frame too and branched at a stall to compute the frame and drawing together (I have no extra cash to pay for them to fix when it's something I can do ~easily~).

I brought all the instrument out from my big bag (the nails, hook, tapes, board, screwdriver etc. Then I realized that the spongeNails fight was just a preamble to the one on ground.😢

Funny enough! A small boy was there watching my predicament. Nails started fighting with nails. I guess one of them get jealous of the other. One probably jealous that other gets to sleep and eat with me. While other nails were jealous that those ones get to stay forever with an handsome portrait; no work for them and they get to remain hanged and cherish forever. Who was I kidding! They were both draining my energy and due to this fight one of my fixed nails removed, now making the rest look awful. I looked up and caught the boy's eyes staring at me, I've not been that embarrassed in a long time😢. 

The nails were slippery to fix and drill...

To cut the long story short, naso I carry four nails come home. If you are good with nails you will understand that the beauty of one is the beauty of the rest and when one is away, the rest are far from beautiful. 

I intentionally skipped the part where I defecated because you get the idea already🌚😩.

Though, it has some specs to it's goodness like being able to scratch my back appropriately, producing a nice sound when it touch a gadget, easy to play with when thinking or bored and lastly being able to appreciate the feminine side of you since it makes you carry and do things carefully.

Now I'm left with three nails and I have endured for about three days now, which to me is a challenge that I'm conquering😎

If I'm to employ a female based on swift hand movement and hand picking precision, I would ask if they have ever fixed nails before and if they say yes, I'll ask about their challenges. I guess that is a good testing instrument for the work criteria. Those people would surely be able to adapt to any situation in order to reach a goal😁. I salute you all!

If you enjoy my story and wish I could continue to share things like this. Kindly tell me, you know we all need a little encouragement to set the car moving.

Tenaj Art👩🏽‍🎨- the matter of the heART 🌹 💐

Have a blessed day ahead, I love you all🧡❣🙇🏽‍♀